Take your time, but take it.
Since the beginning, humanity has wrestled with silly questions about the slippery nature of TIME. Accordingly this device is shrouded in many questions: is this a time keeper or an anxiety meter? Does it gauge how much time you've spent or how much you have left?? Is time even real? We'll let you be the judge but never lose track of the illusion again with the Asshole Clock by Morris Clock Company.
Just look at that asshole!
Features
Modern printed polypropylene with plexiglass face
Bamboo wood frame with natural finish
Tyrannical white hands
Quartz clock mechanism (AA battery not included)
Built in hook at back for easy hanging
Purchase before your time runs out -
Time is own your side...or is it???!
Allow 4 - 6 weeks for Father Time to ship but who's really counting?
Includes unlimited streaming of
Five Jingles for Ads...Tiny Music from the PLOP Shoppe
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Maestro –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
POP.MORRIS
$20 USD
Boyfriend Material T-Shirt + CD Bundle
$25 USD
dreamroom 8 –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$10 USD
dreamroom 7 –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$10 USD
dreamroom 6 –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$10 USD
dreamroom 5 –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$10 USD
dreamroom 3 –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$10 USD
dreamroom 4 –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$10 USD
Rock –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
Mass
$15 USD
Morrisworks –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$15 USD
13 Pieces for Piano & Strings (Selected Orchestral Works) [Deluxe Edition] –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$15 USD
-- (Selected Ambient Works, Vol. 2) –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$15 USD
- (Selected Ambient Works 09-21) [Deluxe Edition] –
Limited Edition Compact Disc
P. MORRIS
$10 USD
[4oz Pre Ground]
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[1lb bag]
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[4oz Whole Bean]
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BB –
limited edition compact disc
P. MORRIS
$10 USD
Morris Rules Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
Morris Sucks Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
Fuck Morris Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
I Hate Morris Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
I Love Morris Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
Morris Loves Me Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
Everyone Loves Morris Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
Morris Is Chill Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
Morris Owes Me Money Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25 USD
Limited Edition Holographic 3 Pack Sticker
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Morris Coffee Co Huckleberry [4oz Whole Bean Medium Roast]
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Morris Coffee Co Plop Shoppe [4oz Whole Bean Medium Roast]
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Morris Coffee Co Peaberry [4oz Whole Bean Kenyan Medium Roast]
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Traditional Japanese Bonsai Brush
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1 Booklet of Burning Papers
$15 USD
