Morris Clock Co - Asshole Clock

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  • Morris Clock Co - Asshole Clock

    Take your time, but take it.

    Since the beginning, humanity has wrestled with silly questions about the slippery nature of TIME. Accordingly this device is shrouded in many questions: is this a time keeper or an anxiety meter? Does it gauge how much time you've spent or how much you have left?? Is time even real? We'll let you be the judge but never lose track of the illusion again with the Asshole Clock by Morris Clock Company.

    Just look at that asshole!

    Features
    Modern printed polypropylene with plexiglass face
    Bamboo wood frame with natural finish
    Tyrannical white hands
    Quartz clock mechanism (AA battery not included)
    Built in hook at back for easy hanging

    Purchase before your time runs out -
    Time is own your side...or is it???!

    Allow 4 - 6 weeks for Father Time to ship but who's really counting?

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Round and round I go never stopping in a continuous flow. I hang out with numbers each and every day and nothing ever gets on my way. What am I?

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released February 5, 2021

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