Take your time, but take it.
Since the beginning, humanity has wrestled with silly questions about the slippery nature of TIME. Accordingly this device is shrouded in many questions: is this a time keeper or an anxiety meter? Does it gauge how much time you've spent or how much you have left?? Is time even real? We'll let you be the judge but never lose track of the illusion again with the Asshole Clock by Morris Clock Company.
Just look at that asshole!Features
Modern printed polypropylene with plexiglass face
Bamboo wood frame with natural finish
Tyrannical white hands
Quartz clock mechanism (AA battery not included)
Built in hook at back for easy hanging
Purchase before your time runs out -
Time is own your side...or is it???!
Allow 4 - 6 weeks for Father Time to ship but who's really counting?